I have an unhealthy obsession with The Real Housewives of Atlanta

26 11 2008


I don’t know if any of you have been following the joy that is The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but I am totally obsessed. Especially with Kim Zolciak, some hideous chick with gigantic breasts and the fakest hair you have ever seen. I can’t get over the above photo as I have to believe it is Kim’s weave – poor thing couldn’t stand being on Kim’s head anymore and so it up and ran away.

Anyweavy, last night was the reunion show and they asked Kim about her fake hair. Now, a normal person would simply say, “I like it and its my choice to wear this atrocious weave. I think it looks glamourous.” But not our Kimmy! No, no… She had to go and tell the BIGGEST LIE ever witnessed on cable television. She went and said that she wears the wig because she lost her hair to cancer. BUT (and now this is the best part), she then quickly goes on to say, “they thought I had cancer, but I didn’t”.

I LOVE this! I mean, this woman is such an imbecile she doesn’t realize that it is CHEMO that makes you lose your hair, not cancer. Oy, some people should not be allowed to speak. Actually I take that back, Kim should be allowed to speak whenever she wants as she entertains the hell out of me.

Click here to see the biggest lie in the history of the universe. You really should watch it. I especially love when the interviewer/moderator/zoo keeper asks her if she had cancer and she nods her head! LIES I TELL YOU… LIES!

God bless America.